Lolita Cossette

Comeback #07: phewwit~~!

2009-07-16T23:23:00.004+08:00

comeback from #07

mengurat ade mcm2 pesen...

ade yang sekadar bersiul...

ade yang guna modal..."sorang je?"

ade yang.."dik...barang jatuh la.."

aku tak heran ngurat pesen2 gini..adik aku selalu buat kalau bawak keta ade awek jalan2 tepi jalan...kalau boring aku siap join mengurat sekali...

ade yg eksterim..." assalamualaikum..."....bila aku main jalan dan buat bodo..org tu jerit.."ala..boleh blah la! ingat lawa sgt ke?".....ekekkeke..tak paham aku motif dia...ekekke

pagi td sedang menunggu hanan ditepi klinik yard...tgk2 org lalu lalang menuju ke opis/workshop masing...aku tunggu hanan sbb hanan bawak keta...aku malas nak menapak ke marine repair...

tiba2....ade sorang contractor yg lalu lalang td berdiri depan aku

"hey!" dia jerit...jari telunjuknyer menunding direct ke muka...aku konfius..mata aku terkebil2...pehal mamat ni? nak marah aku ke?....

tetiba dia nyanyi..."sapa bilang gadis melayu tak menawan..."..sambil berlalu pergi....

kuang hajo!!....lawak bodo betul..terkulat2 aku kat situ mengontrol gelak...ape pesen daa?
sengal betul...buat kecut perut aje!..wakakakaka

ketawa terbahak2

comeback #06:puff....!!! bruff!!....

2009-07-14T08:22:00.000+08:00

comeback from: heuwheuw

puff....!!! bruff!!.....teka! teka bunyik ape???

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....salah....

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....salah....

heeheheh....ia aladah bunyik power ketika process teleportasi manusia!!!

wakakakaa....selapas menonton citer x men satu masa dulu...aku ske giler nightcrawler itu...kerana powernyer sleek n smooth gitu...kire aku mengabeskan masa jugakla berangan nak jadi mcm nightcrawler..cume masalahnye....rupenyer burok sket..kalau aku ade pawer gituh pun..mcm takbestla kalau muke kaler purple siap berekor2 pulek.....

dan keluarla citer heroes......dgn si hiro nakamura dgn power yg sama...wokeh ade option baru....tak perlu ekor..tak perlu muke pepel....cuma..masalahnye.....kena buat aksi meneran2 sedikit......?....(>_<)...wargh...buruk jugak!!!

dan yang terbaru.......abang kacak..ex-anakin skywalker itu....hehehheehhee....... wokeh..aku dah buat keputusan... aku nak jadik JUMPER!!!..leh teleport tanpa memerlukan muka yang buruk mahupun meneran2......yiha!

p/s: jgn paladin ade sudah.....

motif: selamat menonton jumper

masyuk meter : XXXXXXXXXXXX 9/10

kacak meter : XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX infiniti..../10

Comeback #05: Dia berkata...aku mengelak!

2009-07-13T14:02:00.000+08:00

aku memandang dgn penuh cemas....cemas sampai berpeluh2...aircond pada paras separa beku 20 degree itu sikit pun tak rasa...aku tak selesa..

"the THH-ingS IS.." dia bersuara lagi...aku masih berdebar2...dia betul2 dihadapan aku...aku lihat fail aku sudah menjadi mangsa....

aku kaget...

"approXXXimate lengTHHH.........calculated....moSSSTT......" kali ini...kertas aku jadik mangsa...argh..tension...aku menghimpit ke jidot..dgn harapan dpt mengelak sebarang kemungkinan...aku pula mangsa selapas file dan kertas aku...dia syak aku tido...jadik aku betulkan posisi duduk aku....

"aS I eXpecTTTeDD..." seraya dgn bait ini 'tuff' sekelumit H2O plus electrolytes, mucus, antibacterial compounds dan pelbagai enzim ayat wikipedia...jatuh tepat kat bahu aku....DAMN!!!!!!

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ok kalau korang ape korang nak buat..lecturer korang mengajar kat depan...diri betul2 depan korang...dia sgt baik orgnyer...dia ajar pun bagus...cuma ade saliva aje sembur2 atas kertas..pen..meja..dan yang paling sadis sekali..kena 2-3 butir kat korang...ape nak buat?..

bangun? tiba2 carik tempat kosong kat belakang?...tak boleh...karang.... dia tanyer kenapa...karang dia keluarkan fakta...adalah lebih baik duduk di depan dalam majlis ilmu....adeh...

or...

takkan korang nak sound...sir..i think u have an overactive salivary gland...urghh...serba salah...

or..

korang duduk aje dgn menerima saja air liur itu anggap berkat...

kalau member leh la sound...

"woi! apeni sembur2...lu mcm launcher ar..."

"ye ke? alamak sori2..." sambil kesat2 mulut.....

kau ingat...kau hensem..kau leh cakap sembur2?!!

sadis....tak leh blah...tp bukan salah mereka....it is out of their control...ada yang memang mengalami this so-called illnesses or diseases...nak wat camner...ade rasanye ubat di jual for excessive air liur ni...tp apepun..dptkan nasihat doktor...hoyeah!...hek eleh..kengkadang aku pun ter-'launcher' jugak..

yang korang ni pun..jagalah sikit hari dia..kesian juga....adeh...

nota kaki: "lydia! lap air liur tu! drool aje kamu ni!"....."sori2...lelaki hensem lalu td...hahaha"

nota kaki dia: aku dah basuh jacket aku yang kena 'launcher' tu....iyeeek!!

Comeback #04: Gosok Gigi Murid2!!!

2009-07-11T08:51:00.002+08:00

from: Comeback #04

Kempen gosok gigi..aku dgn selambernyer merembat gambar gosok gigi dari frenster schoolmate lama aku ini..nak tergelak biler tgk..

Siyes aku teringat zaman skola rendah bila lori klinik gigi dtg kasik ubat gigi and berus gigi free…pastu gosok gigi ramai2 tepi longkang… Nanti akan ada nurse tunjuk cara gosok gigi…dgn menggunakan model gigi yang sgt besar…berus gigi pun besar…

aku masih terfikir motif perbuatan itu…kenapa mesti ramai2….serentak…dan…. kenapa mesti tepi longkang…

Ada lagi ke sistem gosok gigi ramai2 tepi longkang macam ni?..kezen aku yang darjah satu tu mcm takde pulak bawak balik ubat gigi…hehehe….comel..tp kelakar…..

A Total Stranger

2009-07-08T14:41:00.004+08:00

a double entry

you saw him/her around the corner...he/she looked back...your heart beating damn fast...he/she smile slightly at you...your heart explode!! kaboom!!

kalau tgh jalan leh terlanggar tiang...kalau tgh tuang air leh tertumpah- tumpah...kalau tgh stapler kertas leh terstapler jari..eh? leh ke?hahaha

dem...so do you believe love at the first sight?is it a myth? typically created by a hopeless romantic like me? sigh...

some might believe it..because..apparently..the one they first met as a total stranger has become the love of their live...

some might just laugh about it...disagreed...love at first? it ain't love..it is lust!..totally depends on the appreance..the look...the smell...apperance...it really does matter....huhuhu

well i bet somehow it is true...it's just a myth which with certain luck...it becomes true

"hai...sapa nama?"

"lydia..."

"jom kita bercinta.."

"hmm...ok..jugak tu...berkuat kuasa serta merta ke?"

"ha'ah.."

"ok!"

psychologists say that..it depends on psychological state at the moment...kalau masa tu memang tgh bersedia untuk bercinta...mood tgh baik...jalan2 tepi pantai..angin2 tiup...toleh2...nampak seorang gadis tgh berjalan2 seorang diri di gigi air...gadis itu pun membalas pandangan dan tersenyum....kata shah rukh khan kuch kuch hota hai...sedar tak sedar kaki sudah bergerak sendiri pegi kat gadis itu dan menyapanya...fuh..they said..perfect stranger! kaboom! bercinta...kawen pastu citer kat cucu mcmana jumpa and bercinta dulu...cucu2 pun percaya..nganga2 dgr cerita atuk..terus simpan cita2 nak carik love at the first sight....fuh....

cut! cut!

ok..cuba aku tukar sikit situasi cerita....kat meeting td kena marah giler2 dgn client...lepas tu boss sambung marah...masuk bilik layan facebook, ex-girlfriend upload gambar kawen ngan lelaki lain...mesin photostet rosak...report yang kena hantar petang tu lambat siap...tensen! keluar opis tergesa2...terlanggar sorang gadis...muka boleh tahan..lemah lembut...gadis tu senyum rasa bersalah..says sorry...report yang ber volume2 itu terabor....kacau...tak de masa nak jatuh cinta...tgk muka awek tu pun kejap2 ada iras2 muka bos..kejap2 jadik muka client...

sigh.....

tp ini drama dulu2...sekarang total stranger is really are a TOTAL stranger...world wide web...u can't see...u can't touch...just knowing them through the 'globalization' means...

chatting...emailing...blogwalking...so...how to define love at the first 'enter' or love at the first 'click' huhuhuhu...sound absurd ...but somehow...it happens...friends of mine married.... member chat...member friendster...gambling their love to a total stranger with unexpected risks...but they survive the uncertainties...they meant to be for each other...lovely...

risk....

unexpected...they could be some psychopath..ahhaha...or..someone with identity crisis...or some bad people who be on the game just for fun...sigh...

is perfect stranger ever exist?

love at the first sight... is it true?

so...do i really believe it?.....how bout you?

“God created the flirt as soon as he made the fool.”-Victor Hugo

nota chenta: kenapa org mesin photostet ni kena hensem??! kepala hotak dia..

nota chenta: berkuatkuasa serta merta?! gilo apo?

jangan lupa basoh kaki

2009-07-07T14:21:00.005+08:00

semalam mimpi tak bleh handle punyer merepek...

kena uruskan mayat...ada nak dekat 20 mayat..smer dah siap kapan...pastu dibubuh dalam plastik..ngeri...plastik ada label "pejuang palestin"...seram..aku tanyer org kat situ...

"ni nak kena buat ape ni?"

"kemaskan balik kain kapan dia.."org itu jawab...aku tak kenal...aku berkerut2..

kemaskan?...WT?...tp aku buat juga...berdebar2 Allah saja yang tau...

salah satu mayat yang aku kena uruskan, kain kapannyer dah terbukak...tangan kanan berdarah terkeluar disitu...aku pegang guna hujung2 jari...takut...bukan geli...

tiba2 mayat yang berlonggok2 tu..salah satu gerak..gerak2 siap bangun..bukak2 kain kapan yang balut diri dia...

"arghhhh......panas! panas aku bungkus2 ni!"

aku keras...terpaku...tak bergerak...

"bangun! bangun! semua bangun!" dia gerakkan mayat2 lain...cilakak..mayat smer bangun..

aku rasa aku dah patut nangis dah masa tu tp aku tak bergerak2...telan air liur..tp lama2 aku jd tak takut..mayat2 tu rilek2 aje..mcm takde ape2 berlaku...mayat yang mcm boss bangun mula2 tu pegi jumpa org yang aku tanyer td....dia slow talk ape ntah..pastu org tu muka cemas...

"kau tak leh bagi kitaorg tak nak kena kapan balik.."mayat boss itu mengugut...

"jom! kita lepak sana dulu.." dia mengajak geng2 dia lepak kat atas rumah..ok..tiba2 aku dah dekat dalam rumah oteh..siyes tak paham..td kat bilik mayat...merepek...

tak paham~~~~~!

mimpi hantu...dulu kecik2 kalau tido rumah oteh selalu mimpi hantu...mind set sebelum tido awal2 dah tercemar...rumah dekat ngan kubur..sure effek seram itu dalam tahap yang melampau...

kata org mimpi kena patuk ular ada org nak meminang...

kalau mimpi hantu maksudnyer?

.......taken from here.....

Ghost

To see your own ghost in your dream, symbolizes aspects of yourself that you fear. This may involve a painful memory, guilt, or some repressed thoughts. Or you may be afraid of death and dying. Alternatively, ghosts are representative of something that is no longer obtainable or within reach. It indicates that you are feeling disconnected from life and society. Try to figure out what the ghosts wants or what it is looking for. Alternatively, the dream may be a calling for you to move on and abandon your outdated modes of thinking and behavior.

To dream that you reach out to touch a ghost, but it disappears, indicates that you are taking steps to acknowledging some painful or repressed thoughts even though you are not ready to fully confront them.

To see the ghost of a living relative or friend in your dream, signifies that you are in danger of malice acts by that person.

To see the ghost of a dead friend/relative in your dream, suggests guilt and regrets concerning the past relationships with that particular person.

Ghost Town

To dream that you are in a ghost town, suggests that you are feeling rejected by society. You may be isolating yourself from others.

Ghoul

To see a ghoul in your dream, suggests that your habits and negative ways are hindering your growth. The dream may also represent a fresh beginning.

wuhuhuhu...maksudnyer gitu? ye..ye omputih ni...menipu nombor satu..hahahaha.....

nota kaki: tido basoh kaki

Comeback #03: They say it's cool....but....

2009-07-07T12:55:00.004+08:00

From: comeback #03

Adrenaline rush

...as in wiki....

...."means an activity of the Adrenal gland in a Fight-or-flight response, when it is releasing Adrenaline (Epinephrine). A chronic hyper adrenaline is a common symptom of an anxiety disorder, but in some cases it may be due to Phaeochromocytoma, a tumour in the Adrenal medulla"...

severeal years before..in 2005 perhaps....in one of my course work, i've to write an essay..s'ting bout pros and cons...any issue in enginneering..back then, i've just read this online mags... so, i've decided to write on entertainment engineering...the amusement ride...

the design..the calculation..the safety factor...and all....on the ride that really make me wanna pin the issue is this giant frisbee!!

have you ever played frisbee before? do you have ever think...what would you feel if you were 'on' the frisbee? the swinging and rotating...and i could tell you..it is not slow motion..obviously!...i've tried it once...not this giant frisbee but a smaller ride with similar motion....it was my first time...and i've decided it'll be my last time too....

hahahahaha...

aku memang suke benda2 mencabar ni...satisfaction and the adrenaline rush!! cool...even triple loop roller coaster kat sunway dulu tu pun aku tibai...of course before they closed it...s'one died...

ever since...aku terus berfikir 2-3 kali kalu nak try on the ride..(maksudnye sebelum tu tak fikir ape2 pun..fikir nak main je...)

lepas aku buat paper work tu..research on accident and fatalities from the rides....and of course..lepas final destination 2 keluar...aku terus kecut2 perut nak naik...(tapi tetap nak naik jugak la)..dapat pulak kalau kat fun fair tu..siap bunyik2 macam nak tercabut...serius...giler ngeri...

swing! swing! swing baby...!!

the physic is there....the calculation is accurate...the design is appropriate...the safety factor is strictly reasonable....

then what are we afraid of?...

and what makes we still wanna have a shot..

or perhaps..another shot after that...

they said..."it's cool man!"

some said.."baya aku sejuta pun aku tak hingin nak naik lagi dowh!"

kalau kat fun fair tu...korang bayar token lima hegget...then berfikir2 kalau la mati tercampak....tergamak ke korang baya lima hengget je then... put your life on the risk......

still...

i took the ride...

hehehheheheheheheheheehheheheheheheheheh

yang ni mcm best...tak kelihatan menakutkan pun

yang ni boleh tahan..tp tgk rantai yang giler halus tu.kalau tercampak sehelai sepinggang je beb....

yang ni pun takde benda sgt...aku dah naik sampai naik boring..

Stratosphere Las Vegas..Tau ape ade kat atas tower ni?...

ade menatang ni...giler..roller coaster atas dia...dgn yang bawah ni...

yang ni!!!!!!!! sumpah aku tak tergamak nak naik!! fear factor nak bagi 50 ribu? ah! baik aku makan belalang or biawak....kah kah kah kah...

gilo apo org yang nak naik ni...

nota kuku kaki: amacam? berani?

Buat buat bising buat buat meriah

2009-07-07T11:47:00.002+08:00

hahahahaha....

entri2 curik! aku rembat dari sarang lama...mau kasik meriah2 saja...aku malas tulis2 sini...sbb selalu menysahkan org nak komen(gaya mcm banyak pengomen) hahaha...

tp..memandangkan aku mahu mulakan hidup baru...luka2 parah berdarah banyak di sarang lama...
huhuhuhuhu.....

layankan ajelah...hoyeah!

jom pegi Chasm of Death!!

2009-07-07T11:38:00.002+08:00

malam td aku teman su berbuka puasa...tp dia belanja...aku mcm barbaric pau org puasa...(buat muka tak bersalah)...pastu tgk ice age...(lagi...) aku belanja..hahaha...aku tgk for seken time...su baru nak tgk...kami gelak guling2 mcm biasa...

sepanjang makan....penceritaan lebih kepada gossip hangat...and of course seisi terapi jiwa kacau aku...borak pasal bebudak sekolah lama...huhuhu...gelak gling2...then tgk katun totoro yg kedai tu pasang....

habis wayang..aku duduk lagi..lengah2 nak bangun...su pun...terkebil2 tgk casting disamping sid ngan baby dino tu joget2 dgn broccoli...

"tet..aku tertido td sebenarnyer..." su buat muka hampa..

"laaaaaaaaaaaa..kenapa tido...mengantuk ke..."

"hmm....."

"part mana yang kau tido?"

.....??.....

su diam...aku diam...su tgk aku..aku tgk su...pastu kami gelak guling!!!

bodo jugak soalan aku....

whahahahaa.......

the name is.....Buck! (adeh..kau ni lawak tau tak??)

nota kaki: tido biasanyer tutup mata and most of the time kita tak tau ape yang berlaku disekeliling bila tido....paham?! hahahahahah..

nota kaki su: siyes..dalam keadaan tertekan ni..aku nak gi kat chasm of death tu...hahhaa...sure hilang tension!!! hahahahahaha

Masihkah ada cinta mu?

2009-07-07T11:34:00.003+08:00

ini dirembat dari sarang lama

hell...

masihkah ada cintamu

seperti yang lalu terhadap diriku

kau tak seperti dahulu

maafkan diriku andainye aku bersalah

-Lydia's Diery, Masih

i'm just listening to them...a bit late i guess...but seriously...nice tune..love it! sedap..rangup..lazat lagu2 mereka....

and aku nak mengambil kesempatan untuk merasa bangga juga..dgn muka tak malu...hahaha...

"Lydia's Diery was being named during 2004. The band name was being inspired by a diary owned by a mysterious girl named Lydia. It was the moment when 2 of the band members hang out in cafeteria and suddenly found the diary.They read the diary, and thus, via the SADNESS story of Lydia's life, they've being inspired to create songs based on Lydia's life." -lydia's diery, myspace

based on Lydia's life huh..

pity her...sadness....love addiction..suffering.....hmm...seems like i recently 'heard' those...cliche huh?

whatever....i said i moved on right?!....jeezz!

ok! since aku nak mengada2 taik kuda...bilakah mereka nak amek aku sebagai cover album mereka...hahahahahah.....(muntah)

check out their blog too...

hm.....

biler pula ada band nak buat lagu guna diary blog aku pula? hahahha..Lydia's Blog...kalau ada...lagu2 dalamdemo tape itu mesti mempunyai judul2 seperti:

1. ayam yang ku langgar

2. hidung berdarah

3. basikalku

4. samseng

5. lipas

bunyik mcm haram ajee...hahahhaha....apepun best of luck...sila bawa nama aku korang lebih tinggi supaya aku korang lebih glamer...
nota kaki: apelagi..yang tak pernah dgr..sila pegi dgr..

nota kaki panjang: tiada lagi cinta........lydia..admit it! let go...and live...

importing...importing....

2008-12-29T20:37:00.000+08:00

ceh giler lame nak import...

ittadakimas!!!!

2008-12-29T20:08:00.000+08:00

holla...

testing a new blog...

in beloksepot!!

wihihihihi